Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari

Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega

Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar

To Shaam Ki Sabzi Ka Intazaam Ho Jayega?

Udaasi Chai Hai

Niklay Jo Duniya Ki Bheer Main To Jana Yeh Faraz

Her Sakhs Woh Udas Hai Jisay Monday Ko College Jana Hai

Dil diya tha muhabbat ki nishani samajh kar

Dil diya tha muhabbat ki nishani samajh kar

Wo kha gya us ko bakar khani samajh kar

Khoon-e-Jigar bhi na chhora zalim ne

Wo bhi pee gya Lemo-Pani samajh kar

Yu bahana banana nahin acha

Yu bahana banana nahin acha

Humko yu tadpaana nahin acha

Nikla na karo sar-e-bazar be-naqaab

Begairat hain log zamana nahin acha…

Tere Haseen Hatho Ka Ahtram Krte Hein

Tere Haseen Hatho Ka Ahtram Krte Hein FARAZ.

Warna Hum Kabhi Yasso Panjo Mein Maaf Nhi Krte…

Chalo aao ab mosam ka soroor Chakhain

Chalo aao ab mosam ka soroor Chakhain,

tamam dawain bachoon ki puhach say door rakhain.

Tum say milny ki ab kia justujo karain,

Tabyat ziada kharab ho to doctor say rujo karain.

humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain,

syrup ko achi tarha hilla ker istamal karain.

Dil mara toot gaya uthi jab us ki dolli,

Subha dopaher sham aik aik goli.

Dil mera ishq karny par razamand rahy ga,

juma k din clinic band rahy ga.

Aaj mosam mein kuch ajeeb si baat he

Aaj mosam mein kuch ajeeb si baat he,

bekabu se hamare jazbat he,

ji cahta he tumko chura le tumhi se,

par mummy kehti he ki chori karma buri baat he

Jab se hua hai pyaar

Jab se howa hai pyar dil bass mein nahin ho raha hai

Sab ho raha hai minus, kuch pluss mein nahin ho raha hai

Aap ke pyar ka ajab sa jadu chaa geya hai

carbon dioxide bahar ja raha hai, na oxygen andar a raha hai

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna

k har sms bhejne se pehle,,

Service Center wala call kr k khud puche…?

BHAi Pakka ?

Bhejna hy na

k

“Sending Fail ”

kar doon..

Faisalabad Ki Airhostess

Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??

Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:

Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.

Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada

Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.

Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.

Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..

Air Force Ka Larka

Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,

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Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:

.

Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,

Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.

Murghon ki Union ka President hun”

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Murghi:

Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,

.

Lekin!!

Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho 

Phool Hun Gulaab Ka

Phool hoon gulaab ka chambeli ka nahi,

Ashiq hoon apka, apki saheli ka nahi 

Larka Larki Men Horahi Thi Kissing

Larka Larki Men Horahi Thi Kissing..

.

.

Larka Larki Men Horahi Thi Kissing..

.

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Abhi Aap Chotey Ho Is Liye..

“Some Text Missing”..:-D

Celebration

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K

"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K

"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"

The Sardars Celebrated.

Kamal Ho Gya

Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?

Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.

Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,

idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

Even Or Odd

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven‚ , Even or Odd

Sardar: Even

Teacher: How can you make seven even?

Sardar:Remove the S!!

Fracture

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main

kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,

Doctor suggested full body Xray

when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"

Fastest Thing

Four guys

1 from Harward:

1 Oxford

1 Texas

&

a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:

What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light

Harvard:Thought

Texas:Blink of an eye

Sardar:Its loose motions,

because last night I was lying in my bed

& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,

it was over!

Lucky Day

Sardarji to others:

Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?

One said, Yes I did

Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day,

I found the rubberband!

Khyber Mail

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye

Sardar bhag k train mein charha

or

apni wife se bola

jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

No Body To Exchange

Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

Friend: Y?

Sardar: Got upper berth.

Friend: Y didnt u exhanged?

Sardar: oye, there was nobody

2 exchange in the lower berth..

Balle Balle

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.

He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?

sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?

Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?

Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing

Balle Balle;->

April Fool

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/-

and took the ticket and said april fool.

I have pass.

Aaj FINAL Hai

Sardar to doctor:

When I sleep, monkeys

play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,

just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

Grown Up Jokes

A sardarji's boy asked his dad:

What is a grownup joke?

Sardar ji replied:

any joke which is eighteen years old

You Can't Get This

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

and puts his finger

on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it

because he is the owner of restaurant.

How Did You Know ?

A sardar goes to a restaurant

and his cell phone rings.

Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but

how did you know where I was?

Opps Sorry !

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

"Me sick, no work"

Boss SMS back:

"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Anything

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person

who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,

because he cannot hear anything:-)

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, 

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, 

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ? 

Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai, 

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind, 

Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai, 

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra, 

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai, 

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar, 

Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai.. 

Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main

Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ

Woh Jis Akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi NAAN Lay Gaya

Har Masjid Se Churayi Hai Chappal Main Ne Faraz,

Har Masjid Se Churayi Hai Chappal Main Ne Faraz, 

Ab Log Mujhe Namaz Bhi Parhne Nahi Dete..!! 

Kabhi Kabhi DiL Chahta Hai Ke Kuch Aisa Ho Jaye..

Kabhi Kabhi DiL Chahta Hai Ke Kuch Aisa Ho Jaye.. 

Paperz Hon Magar Result Na Aaye, 

Classez Hon Magar Teacherz Na Ayen, 

Bus Main Bethain College Na Aaye, 

Picnic Par Jayen Magar Wapis Na Ayen, 

Garhi Chalaen Magar Petrol Na Dalwaen, 

Kabhi Kabhi Parhain Magar Paas Ho Jayen, 

Haftay Main 4 Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aaye 

Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,

Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam, 

Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam, 

Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham, 

Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga 

Jese khana kharab, 

Jese total azaab, 

Jesey Aadi faqeer, 

Jesay murda zameer, 

Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa, 

Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga, 

Jese bijli ka taar 

Jese khanjar ki dhaar, 

Jesey dozakh ki aag, 

Jesey zehrila naag, 

Jese garmi ki dhoop 

Jese shetan ka roop

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

Haath mein cigratte mu mein pan hai

Mashoor yeh shaitan hai

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

Parhna isey aata nahi

Class kabhi jata nahi

Canteen iss ki jaan hai

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

Jalson mein sab se aage hain

Naron mein sab se aagey hain

Imtehaan mein naqal iss ki aan hai

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

Larkiyon ke peechey hai para

Jo larki gussa ho zara

Tab yeh banta bhai jaan hai

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

Na jane log kion dartay hain

Na jane log kion dartay hain,

kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, 

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, 

Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain. 

Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki

Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki

Tera chehra khila khila 

Jab tere chehre par haath ghumaya 

Toh aadha kilo fair & lovely mila.

Dil badal na dena sim ki terha

Dil badal na dena sim ki terha

Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha 

Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha 

Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha

Zindagi Behaal Hai

zindgi bay hal hai.

sur hai na tall hai.

messege box b kangal hai.

kia aap ki sms factory main hartall hai.

yar kuch to behjo ye mery mobile ki zindgi ka sawal hai......

Muje jala dena, ya dafna dena,

Muje jala dena, ya dafna dena,

Marte waqt ek ghoont beer pila dena,

Main tajmahal nahi mangta yaro,

Bas meri qabar pe ek girls hostel bana dena.

Tum Ko Dekha Toh Yeh Khayaal Aya

Tumko dekha toh yeh khyaal aaya

Tumko dekha toh yeh khyaal aaya

Ki pagalo ke stock mein naya maal aaya .

Tere golden face ki beauty ne

Tere golden face ki beauty ne, 

Mere komal heart pe attack kiya, 

Sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya, 

Request hai tumse Isse refuse na karna, 

Dosti ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.

Phir Milenge

Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya

per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?

Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha

?Phir Milenge?

Sardar And Son

Son : Papa app ki shadi ho gai ?
Sardar : Haan beta.
Son : Kis se Papa
Sardar : Oe teri Maa se.
Son : Wah Papa! ghar main hi setting kar li.....

Dildaar Sardar

Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain
Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.

1 Rassi Aur 2 Truck

1 truck ko dusre truck se rassa bandh kae kheencha ja raha tha.

1 sardar ne dekha to zor zor se hansana shuru kar dia or kehne lage

 lo dekho 1 rasse ko uthane k lie 2 truck

Test And One Day

Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge.

Sardar bola inki umar zyada nahi hai test nahi one-day karwa lo.

Mujhe Dar Lagta Hai

Wife:Please bike taiz na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay

Call Cut

Aik sardar hamesha apne mobile k sath aik kenchi bhi rakhta tha.kisi ne pocha

Sardar g!ai keri science kendi ay?

Sardar: O yara kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi ay!!!

Paisay Wapis

Sardar:selling Parashoot,Plane se kudo,
button dabao aur zameen per safely land karo

Customer:Agar parashoot nahin khula tou?
Sardar:OO Paa gi Paisay wapis.

Choota Sa Bacha

Aik sardar k ghar shadi k 20 sal bad bacha howa wo udas ho gaya
2nd sardar: yar udas kiyon ho
1st sardar: 20 sal bad bacha howa wo bhi
chota sa

Good Answer

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay

Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je:

MISS

?NARRA?:-)

Hamari Shaadi

Aik sardar doosre se,
Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain..:-)
Doosra,
Woww, Shaadi Kab hai.???
Sardar,
Meri 7 Oct ko aur uski 13 Nov ko

Tit For Tat

Teacher: Story sunao

Sardar: 1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howay thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

What A Difference

Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se

Main Cycle Rakh Lawan

Judge: tm pe cycle chori krne ka ilzaam ssaabit nai hua,lehaaza tmhe baa-izzat bari kiya jata hy
Sardaar: ayda matlb mai cycle rkh lawan?

Naik Dil Sardar

1 sardar ne jalti huwi building se 6 aadmi nikale loogoon ne phir bhi ussay mara kiun?
kiun k wo 6 log fire brigade wale they

Door Ka Bhai

1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai

2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin

sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

Shadi On Loan

Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.
magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya.

Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.

Yippee

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai ....
Managr: wht can i do? ..
Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai

Sardar And Auto

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

Bluetooth

Man: Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya?

Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai.

Man: Uh kyon? Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai

Why Boys Fail In College

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

I Dont Care :-)

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

Attitude

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

Opps Intelligent

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

Sardar And Policeman

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Oh Shit !!!

Two Sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,”Why are you crying?”

The first one replied, “I came here for blood test.”

Second one asked, “So, are you afraid?”

First one replied, “No, not that during the blood test they cut my finger.”

Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, “Why are you crying?”

The other replied, “I have come for my urine test.”

2 Lga Le

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD PCO and slapped the operator Twice,
Guess Why?



Because there it was written “Number dial karne se pehle 2 lagale”

That TV

Santa Singh goes into an electrical goods store, you know one of these stores that sells fridges, TVs etc.
Santa walks up to the salesman, points and says,
“I want to buy this TV.”
The salesman say, “Sorry, we do not sell anything to surds.”
So Santa goes away and comes back two hours later after having a haircut, points and says,
“I want to buy this TV.”
The salesman once again replies, “Sorry, we do not sell anything to surds.”
Santa goes away again and comes back two hours later with his beard and moustache also shaved, points and says,
“I want to buy this TV”.
The salesman once again replies, “Sorry, we do not sell anything to Surds, Why are you wasting your and my time? Don’t come back in the shop again!”
Santa says sheepishly, “OK, you do not sell to Surds. But tell me how did you figure out that I was a surd even after I had shaved my hair, mustache and beard.
The salesman replied, “Because that TV you want to buy is actually a microwave oven.”

Oh GOD

Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”.

O My Son

‘Take me to the 10th floor,’ said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding.

When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, ‘The 10th floor, beta.’



‘Why did you call me beta?’ demanded Banta Singh. ‘I am not your son.’

I called you beta because I brought you up,’ replied the liftman.

Twins Twins Twins

Sardar had twins. He named them Tin and Martin.

Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.



Again twins and named them Max and Climax.

Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retired.

What to Do ?

A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in.

The bus was fully loaded with Sardarjis. One Sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he’s in big trouble because he knows only Sardar jokes!



After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to ‘Sardars’ in his joke with ‘Biharis’. He starts the jokes with,

“There was once a Bihari…” and suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts,

“Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?”

Another Problem

Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.

Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh..we’ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?”

That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, “No problem! we’ll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we’ll automatically get developed.”

All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word.

Someone asked him why he wasn’t happy. The surd replied, “OH! THAT’S ALRIGHT BUT…WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ???”

Sardar And Banno

Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

Next Year

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied : Ok! We’ll apply next year.

Reason

Sardar talking during Diwali.
1st Sardar : Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon?
2nd Sardar : Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche.

Scooter Key

One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…

Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?

Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.

Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?

Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.

Where's The Car

Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.

Banta: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.

Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.

Banta: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?

Preeto: In the pool.

Hidden Cameras

Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”

Santa : “Hidden camera!”

Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”

Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”

Born Nowhere

Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”

Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.



Teacher: Spell it?

Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

Three Dogs

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.

The ground control issues commands “Rubi!” “Woof!” (its the barking sound) “Press the red button.” “Woof! Woof!”



“Moti!” “Woof!” “Press the white button.” “Woof! Woof!”

“Sardarji!” “Woof.” “Stop barking, feed the dogs and don’t touch anything!”

Femail

Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.

“Ek Punjab Mail dena,” demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.

“Ek Punjab Mail dena,” the second man asked & was handed a ticket.

Then came the turn of Banta Singh, “Ek Punjab female dena!”

“‘What do you mean by Punjab female?” asked the clerk.

“It is for my wife,” replied Banta Singh.

Lucky Match Stick

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didn’t light.

He tried another, It didn’t light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “That’s a lucky match stick. I’ll use it again.”

Watch for Fallen Rocks

Santa is driving down a road and sees a sign that says, “Watch for Fallen Rocks.”

A few kilometres later, he sees some rocks at the side of the road, so he stops and picks them up.

When he gets to the next town, he carries the rocks into the Highway Maintenance office and puts them on the counter.

“Here are your fallen rocks,” he says to the man behind the counter. “Now where is my watch?”.

Great Car

Sardar : What is the name of your car?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Goooood

A sardarji joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he
dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,“Abey saale! Get me a coffee
quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded,“You fool you’ve dialed
the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”

“No”, replied the trainee.

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!”

The sardarji shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking
to, you fool?”

“No”, replied the Managing Director.

“Good!”, replied the sardarji and put down the phone!

Radio

Sardar : You cheated me.

Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to you.
Sardar : Radio label shows made in Japan but radio says, “This is all India Radio!“

Thanks God

Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

Bus Accident

One day a bus gets an accident which were filled up with some sardarjis.
Then one of the Saradarji starts to cry very loudly saying I have lost my hand, I have lost my hand…

After the accident one of the survived sardarji says to him, “why are you crying control yourself, don’t cry, see that man has lost his head but he hasn’t utter even a single word, how silent he is…”

Current

Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”


Sardar : “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”

So Intelligent

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.

Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

Crocodile Boots

Sardarji proposes to a woman.
She says “yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile ! boots.”
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
 71st and *again* barefeet

Are You Relaxing ?

One Sardar was enjoying sun on a beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”

Sardar answered, “No I am Banta Singh.”

Another guy came and asked the same question. Sardar answered “No no me! Banta Singh.” Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the beach.

He went and asked him, “Are you relaxing?” The other Sardar was much educated and answered “Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said, “Idiot, sab tere ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha ho.”

Poor Chickens

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
“Where are you going wrong,” said dealer.
“I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”

Maruti Suzuki

Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend.
He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening.
But he didn’t reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him
“Arre Puttar, ki hoya?”
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,
“Oye, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ek?”

Tippu Sultan's Throne

Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide : Santaji please don’t sit there, its Tippu Sultan’s throne.
Santa : Oye! don’t worry yaar I’ll get up when he comes!!!

Troubles !!!

Three Sardarjis went for a tour to singapore . They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit.
While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10.00pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the steps for which they agreed and went out.

After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30. Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble.

After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said," I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only".
Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor.

Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story.
The third one said, "I forgot the room key which is on the manager's table".
They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said," I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end".
They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second sardarji said, " The keys were in my pocket only".
With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor.

After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said, " I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only". Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad story, he replied:
" This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of road, opposite to this".

Bewaqouf Bnaya

One rainy day a Sardar was traveling by his new FERRARI car. He was Not

a very good driver and so did not have complete control on it.

Mike Tyson was also riding his bike on the same road. At a speed breaker

Sardar's car came in contact with Tyson's bike.

Tyson got very angry. He dragged sardar out of the car and threw him a

Few yards away from the car.

Tyson then drew a small circle around sardar and shouted "Hey!! It's not

Easy for you to damage my bike and get away. Now I will be thrashing

Your car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash your

Car. If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately" .

Then tyson turned towards the car and he smashed its side indicators.

Then he looked at sardar. Sardar looked at Tyson's sarcastically.

Tyson's anger grew and he smashed the window panes and then again looked

At sardar. Sardar grinned at Tyson.

Tyson was confused. Tyson could now not at all control his anger and he

Broke the side doors and tore away the seats of the car. Then he again

Looked at Sardar. Sardar was laughing so hard that he could hardly

stand.

This time Tyson came to Sardar and he told "oh! What is this? I am

Spoiling your expensive car and you are so happy about it?"

Sardar replied "Every time you turned towards the car I was out of the

circle And you did not notice it!!

Train

Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khirki ke paas baethe sardar se.
Kaun sa station hai?Sardar bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar "lag to Railway Station raha hai".

Naughty Girl

A girl in a wedding ceremony wanted 2 go 2 da toilet.
She asked a sardar , sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
Sardar replied you naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.

Expiry Date

 Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

Cricket Match

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Smile Please

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead person's relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

With Sister

Sardar: "Will u merry , after i die".
Wife : "No i wiil live with my sister".
Wife : "Will u marry , after i die".
Sardar: "No i will also live with ur sister".

Truck Accident

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
1st Sardar : "Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case". 2nd Sardar : "Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!"

First Child

Sardar on phone : "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: "Is this her first child?"
Sardar: "No this is her husband speaking............ "

Behn Bhai

Sardar: "Prito! Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi"

Confusion

Ik sradar sochnay betha...sochta raha... sochta raha...sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun???? 

Choti Musibat

A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl.
He replied "our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay."

Devil

Ik sardar ne aik Cow ko kiss kar le.
Aur sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha.
Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya aur Sardar se kehny laga "Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the"

Falling In Love

Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love.

Peeche Baith

Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya.
Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bola "Meri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA"

Sardar Ka Pyaar

Premika : "Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe."
Sardar Premi : "Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte ".

Holiday

What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays

Hot Coffee

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki.
Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10

My Kidney

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.

Exide Battery

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi.

WANTED

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was
wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ?

Interview

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question
Interviewer - "Who killed Gandhiji ?"
Sardar - "Thanks for giving me the job. I will investigate"

Proposal Rejection

Sardar to Girlfriend : "Darling main tum se shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahe hain".
Girlfriend : "Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai?"
Sardar : "1 biwi aur 3 bacche ".

Pizza

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: "Sir should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?"
Sardar: "8 kar yaar 4 nal ki banda ae".

Post Box

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X

Friend's Name

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

Friend's Name

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

Great Man

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Photo Plz

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ?
Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".

Sister

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

Biwi

Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

Answering Machine

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai".

Answering Machine

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai".

Just A Second

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up

Below 18

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed

Brain Tumour

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead
of mouring everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala guzar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat bari khushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!

Jurassic Park

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start 
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon 
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji 
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to 
janwar hai, usko kya pata"

Match Box

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

Track Suit

Day a donkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.
Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.
Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."

Good Student

How do you identify a Sardar in a classroom ?

It is simple.. check who's erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board.

Platform

Sardar, standing on a platform, suddenly jumps on a railway track.

Man: Oye Sardarji.. mar jaaoge.

Sardarji: Marega to tu.. Sunaa nahi ? Train platform par aa rahi hai.

Cancer or AIDS

Friend: Yaar, tujhe to Cancer hai. Par tum sabko AIDS kyun bataataa hai ?

Sardar: Taki mere marne ke baad meri biwi ko koi line na maare.

Bombs

2 Sardar ko 3 bomb mile. Police ko dene chale.

Sardar 1: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to ?

Sardar 2: Jhoot bol denge ki sirf 2 hi mile the.

Loadshedding

Ek raat power jaane ke baad..

Sardar1: Jaldi se fan chlao.
Sardar2: kar di na sardaron wali baat,fan on karenge to candle nahin bhuj jayegi.

Mistake

Sardar was writing past tence of "I make a mistake"

Guess what he wrote ?

"I was made by a mistake"

Explosion

Two sardars were fixing a bomb on a car..

Sardar1: What if the bomb explodes when we are fixing it ?

Sardar2: Don't worry.. I have one more

Magic Mirror

Sardar: What's the guarantee for this mirror ?

Salesman: Drop it from 100 feet height.. it will not break till the 99th feet

Sardar: Amazing ! Pack it

Tamilian

Sardar: I know Tamil. For "come here" "inge va"

Tamilian: Fine, what do you say for "go there" ?

Sardar: Oye ! Simple yaar. I will go there and tell "inge va"

Proposal

Sardar proposed a girl.

Girl: I am 1 year elder to you

Sardar: Oye ! No problem Soniye !! I will marry you next year

Blind Doctor

Sardar1: Did you consult the eye doctor about your eyes ?

Sardar2: Yes, but the doctor was more blind than me.

Sardar1: How do you know ?

Sardar2: He was looking at my eyes with a torch !

Leave Me Alone

“Try to understand me and don’t disturb me. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of you… So please don’t play with my life.” – Sardar telling to a mosquito

How Do You Do

An Englishman and a Sardar were in a toilet.

Englishman: How do you do ?

Sardar: We remove underwear and do !!

Family Planning

Sardar breaks an egg to make omelet, but notices that the omelet was empty.

He shouts: “Now a days , even hens have started family planning” !

Dictionary

Napoleon: There are no words called IMPOSSIBLE and FEAR in my dictionary.
Sardar: What should I do ? You should have checked it before buying

Birthday

Sardar went for an interview.

Question: When is your birthday ?
Sardar: Jan 15.
Question: Which year ?
Sardar: Every year !!

Poison

A Sardar was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He got irritated. He drank the poison and said: "Ab kaato saalo... Sab maroge"

Dice Game

A sardar soldier cought an enemy soldier.

Sardar: Play this dice. If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5 I will leave you.
Enemy: What if I get 6 ?
Sardar: You have to play again !!

So Boring

A sardar spent 3 hours in a library reading a book, and then said,
"So boring yaar... So many characters but no story"
Librarian said: "Sardarji this is a telephone directory"

Hello Tune

One person to Sardar: I called you so many times, and your cell said "Switched off"
Sardar: Oye! Woh to meri hello tune hai !!

Paper Leaked

Sardar came to the exam with a plumber. Reason ? He had heard that the question paper was leaked !!

Flag

Ek sardar Indian flag lene gaya.
Flag dekh kar sardar ne kuch bola, jise sunkar dukaanwala behoosh ho gaya.
Guess what did sardar say ? "Isme aur colour dikhao"

Foreigner

After returning home from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife: "Do I look like a foreigner ?"
Wife: "No.. Why ?"
Sardar: "In London, a lady asked me whether I am a foreigner !!"

Mobile Thief

Ek chor ne sardar ka mobile leke bhag gaya.
Sardar ne haste haste bola "Bhag le bhag, bevakoof, charger to mere paas hai !!"

KBC

In the Kaun Banega Karor Pati show:
Amitabh: In which state does the river Cauvery flow ?
Sardar: Liquid
All audience clapped. Amitabh is stunned, looks back. All were Sardars !!

Current Bill !

Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status.
Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !

Powder

Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder ?
Sardar: For what ?
Salesman: For ants
Sardar: No. If I give powder today, they will ask lipstick tomorrow

We are First

Russia: We are first in space
USA: We are first on the Moon
Sardar: We are first on the Sun
Russia & USA: The Sun is very hot. You will get burnt
Sardar: Do you think we are idiots? We go there at night

Just Now

Sardar fell from first floor. People gathered.
One of them asked Sardar: "What happened"
Sardar: "I too don't know.. I came here just now"

Sardar And Police

Sardar was riding a bike... A police tried to stop him
Police: "Stop! Stop!! Your bike doesn't have headlight"
Sardar: "It doesn't have breaks too"

Delivered

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. Why?

The report said, "DELIVERED".

Moon and Sun

Sardar's theory: The moon is more important than the sun, because the moon gives light at night when it is needed, but the sun gives light during day when it is available abundantly...

ATM pin

Sardar was drawing money from ATM.

A person, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****).

Sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."

Stop Imagining

Sardar went to an interview.

Interviewer: Imagine that you are in the fifteenth floor. Suddenly fire bursts out, and there are many people who are struggling to survive. In that situation, what do you do ?

Sardar: Oye! I will stop imagining

Lottery!!

Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores. 


Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back

Calender

A person went to a Sardar's shop.


Person: I want 2007 calender


Sardar: Sorry sir, you are too late. We have only 1000 calenders left

Colour T.V

Sardar bought a new colour TV and put it in water. Why?

He wanted to check whether colour goes or not!!

Compound Sentence

Teacher: Tell a compound sentence.
Sardar: Stick No Bills!

Microsoft Office

Interviewer: Do you know Microsoft Office?
Sardar: No, but I can find it if you give address...

Recheck

Sardar reported for his university final examination, which consists of Yes/No type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails.

Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on.

Sardar replies, "I'm rechecking my answers and I don't think I did very good."

English Vs Hindi

Sardarni to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya
Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell in English
Sardarni: My londa gironda from Hero Honda

Mirror

Boss: Ek acha sa mirror leke ao, jisme mujhe mera chehra dikhayi de.
Sardar: Boss, mein sab dukaan gaya, par sab mein mere hi chehra dikha..
. Apka chehra dikhanewala kahin nahi mila

New Moon Day

ISRO sent a Sardar to Moon. Sardar got into rocket, but jumped halfway, shouting
"How dare you cheat me. Today is new moon day. There will be no moon"

Starting Salary

MD: I give you driver job. Starting salary is 2000 Rs.

Sardar: Oh, thank you. What is the driving salary and stopping salary?

Skeleton

Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!

Oxygenal Death

Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773

Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...

same Advice

A famous Sardar's declaration to the media:
"I will never marry in my life.
And I will advise the same to my children too"

Tickets Please

Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket

Sardar: Give two tickets

Conductor: Why two?

Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there

Conductor: What if you lose both?

Sardar: No problem, I have pass...

Same Person

Sardar looked himself in a mirror and said:
"Isko kahin dekha hai... Haan! Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai
jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi ke saath hai"

Side Effects

Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges.
Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!

Cyclone

Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"

Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"

Sardars and Lion

Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running,Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand "

No Space

Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space

Sugar Test

Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?


Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly

Apple on a Mango Tree

Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?"


Sardar: "Apple Khane"


Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree"


Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"

Good Shot

1 sardar was watching stars with telescope.....After some time a star fell...nd sardar:"Good Shot!!"

Father

Sardar prepared only one essay "Friend" for his exam. But in exam he got "Father" essay. so he replaced Freind with with father and wrote like this.... " I have lots of Fathers. some are male and some are female.But i have lots of Girl fathers.My best father is my neighbour...!!"

Mashoka

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi teri. Meri to behan hai"!

Sardar Murgha

Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

Sona Kahan Hai

1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan hai sardar g ullu de patthe pura ghar khali ay jithay marzi soja

Think

A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i could'nt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

Santa Banta

Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa

Sardar Ka Jawab

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said-I’m seeing how I look while sleeping

Engagement Ring

ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING
ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL YOU GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER.

Sardar Ki Mout

Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi
per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili

baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?

to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"

Marathon Race

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar

Santa Banta

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Nothing

Sardar : Nothing da ki matlab ae ?

Teacher : Kuch nahi

Sardar : Enj na kar ustaad , Judun lafz banya ae te kuj te matlab hoe ga