Rida digest

When Mr. Romeo tells Miss Juliet that she's fat! Well, he doesnt always use the internet, but when he does, he shares recipes and inspir...

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS! What did Zero say to number Eight? sigh

What am I? Flypaper for freaks?! I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the...

A kid was standing in court beside a judge. His parents were getting divorce and the judge asked him which parent he would like to live with...

When a girl takes Alcohol, there are lots of funny dramatic things happen with her. She does lots of daring and amusing tasks. Before and af...

You are not obnoxious like so many other people.. SO what I am? You are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite.

What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane? Me!!!

How much do you exercise? If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all!

Q: What do a mole and an eagle have in common? A: They both live underground, apart from the eagle.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? Because if he lifted both, he would fall over!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his pants. Bartender says, "Hey! Did you know you have a steering wheel c...

Why was the firefly flashing on and off? His light was on the blink.

Why did the blonde put her money in the freezer? As she wanted cold hard cash!

A couple are trying to set up a new password for their a/c. The husband puts, "My that" and the wife falls on the ground laughing ...

What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch? fission chips!

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off of you when you die.

What do you call a short movie that features a water fowl? A duck-umentary

What do bunnies use to dry themselves after a bath? A hare-dryer

IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.