Rida digest

My friend Joe is so short he uses a cigarette butt for high jumping!

Hey dude, I think you're so short that you could milk a cow standing up.

My last girlfriend looked like Claudia Schiffer: only shorter and Korean. - Max Kauffman

Oops, my that was not intentional. I did not hit you, I just tried to high-five your face.

According to BMI chart, my weight is fine. I am just too short.

Short People Problem: Hey, how old are you... Really? You look so much younger.

I asked from a dwarf: What are you doing? Him: Suicide: Me: But you are jumping from a table!

Why are you staring at me? You are so short? Correction, I am not short, my height is just cute :-)