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It is true that women live longer than men. But the real reason behind this... is that they don`t have to live with women.

They say that technology will replace paper. Do they ever tried to wipe that with an iPad.

Boy: What you like most? Girl: Hmm.. Boy: Water? Girl: Yes.. Boy: Thanks for liking 70% of me!

What did the bartender say to a Sandwich. Sorry we don't serve food in here!

Q: Symptoms of Good neighbor? A: If they doesn't put a password on their Wi-Fi.

The woman who invented the line, "All men are the same." was a chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China.

Once a sweet little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispere...