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Hey, why are you so cross with your mother today? Because she told me I'm gullible... and I believed her!

Her: Do you know it takes you more than a hour to get ready. Him: But you aren't as cute as you think you are.

"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for a condom company.

What did 1 doctor say to another? We are both Doctor!

Now, I am going to punch you in the mouth.. With my mouth. Softly.. because I like you..

Dad: Hey son, your childhood is over! Son: How? Dad: Because now you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch.

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De V...