Rida digest

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, Donut seeds!"

A couple are trying to set up a new password for their a/c. The husband puts, "My that" and the wife falls on the ground laughing ...

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

Where do polar bears vote? At the north poll!

A husband is a man who when someone tells him he is hen-pecked, answers, yes, but I am pecked by a good hen.

Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other? A. They don't have the guts.

Q. What did the water say to the boat? A. Nothing, it just waved.