Rida digest

Did you hear about the new French tank? Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind....

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite.

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!

Q. How do crazy people go through the forest? A. They take the psycho path.

What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane? Me!!!

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra ti...

How did the farmer's wife get the chickens in to the pot? She told them it was a chicken jacuzzi.