A Man Jumpd Into Water & Didnt Come Out
Anothr Man Jumpd Into Water & Didnt Come Out
A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded
"Humans R Soluble In Water"
Monday, 6 February 2012
Died Peacefuly
Pathaan's wish: when i die,
I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin like all d passengers
in d bus he was driving
Time Table And Waiting Room
Pessenger :
Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
.
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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
Ghar Pe Intizaar Ho Raha Hai
Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY
Mannat Mangi Thi
Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.
Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?
PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"
Confident
Aik Pathan chilkay samait Kela kha raha tha
Kisi ne poocha k chhel k kyun nai khatay
Pathan bola k chhelnay ki kya zarorat hai ? mujhe pta hai is main kela hi hai
Sasti Aur Achi
Sardar Pathan se: Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hay, koi sasti aur achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon?
Pathan: O Khocha, aisa karo Hamara Sussar de do
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