Toll Plaza

Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li 

Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!!! 

Pathan Bola Full Kar Do:-D

Eid Mubarak

1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Say 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila 

Jis Par Likha Tha,, 

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. "Eid Mubarak" 

PatHan Ne Note Pocket Mein Dala Or Bola 

"Khair Mubarak" ;P : )

LoLxX

Pathan Thought "LOL" Meant "Lots Of Love". 

So One Day His Friend's Mother Died. He Sent Him The Following Text 

''Sorry 2 Hear About The Death Of Your Mother, Plz Take Care LOL" :D

Pathan In Plane

1 Pathan Jahaz M 1 Seet Pr Beth Gaya Aur Wahan Se Uthne Ka Nam Hi Nhi Le Raha Tha,Logon Ne Bht Minaten Ki Mgr Wo Na Mana Wo Keh Raha Tha K Khan Ka Zaban 1 Hai Hum Apna Faisla Nhi Badlega,To 1 Shakhs Aya Aur Usy Kan M Kuch Kaha To Faorn Uthkr Agli Seet Pr Beth Gya,Log Heran Ho Gay Aur Us Shkhs Se Puch K Tune Usy Kya Kaha Jo Wo Man Gaya, 

Admi ! Main Kaha K Khan Ap Kahan Jaoge?To Pathan Ne Kaha K Dubai,To Maine Kaha K Dubai Ki Seet Agli H Ye Lahor Ki Seet H.

Intelligents

Pathan Ki 2 Beveyan Lar Pari..Aik Boli K Aaj Sunday Hay.Or 2sari Boli Ni .Aaj Mondy Hay. 

PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola 

Hum Kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma Parh K Aya Hun?

Google Khan

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai? 

Pathan: Google Khan 

Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua? 

Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai, Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai.

New Trick

SARDAR: 

Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ? 

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PATHAN: 

Jootay Se Maar Do:)