Tankey

Pathan Ki Tang Me Gehra Cut Lag Gya 

Nurse: Is Me 10 Tankey Lage'nge 

Pathan : Ktna Kharcha Hoga? 

Nurse:3000 

Pathan:tanka Lgwana Hy 

Karhai Nhi Karwani

Qarz-e-Hasna

Teacher: 

"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"? 

Pathan: 

"Jab Qarz Denay Wala Paise Wapis Mangay, Aur Qarz Lene Wala HANS Day, To Usay Qarz-E-Hasna Kehte Hen"!

Morning Walk

Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya K Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chalay To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan Kam Ho Jayega. 

1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki: Wazan To Kam Ho Gayi Magar 1 Problm Ho Gayee. 

Dr: Wat Problm. 

Pathan: Khocha Ham Apna Ghar Se 1100km Door Pohanch Gya Ho

Wait Plz

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office K Gate Per Ja K Bola: 

May I Come In Sir ? 

OFICER: Wait Plz 

Pathan: 80 KG 

Yaad Aa Gya

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya: 

Pathan Tarap Tarap K Marne He Wala Tha, 

K 

Usay Yaad Aaya 

K 

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)

Sakht Cheez

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya 

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai? 

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

Popular Network

Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya: 

PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡Ya 

SawaL Tha? 

Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy? 

Pathan : Cartoon Network