Biwi Main Dhamaka

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di: 

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!" 

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai? 

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai. 

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi? 

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

Try Again

Ek Pathan Scheme Wali Bottle Ka Dhakan Bar Bar Khol K Band Kar Raha Tha. 

Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua? 

Pathan: Khocha Dhakan Mai Likha Hai 

"Try Again"

Insult Hai Yeh

Waiter: Khan Sahb, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hy.. 

Khan: To Phir..? 

Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon.. 

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta..!!

Pta Hain Ma Kn Hai ?

Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha 

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange 

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He? 

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha 

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi 

Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya 

Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He? 

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

14 August

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein. 

Dost: Kiun? 

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja

Safety Precautions

1 Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha Mgr Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo. 

2sry Admi Ne Kaha Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai. 

Pathan. Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhia Aa Jayn Gi.

Dictation Test

A Pathan Teacher Gives Dictation Test To Students, 

Last Bench Students: 

We Are Not Able To Hear You SIR, 

Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD ......"