Wednesday, 3 April 2013

Planning to throw a party

I am planning to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many morons act wasted.

Tuesday, 2 April 2013

Success is like

Success is like pregnancy, everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got f.c.k.d. to achieve it.

Girl's point of view

She told me to see things from a girl's point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window.

I feel like

When they Have a smoke in a restaurant.. I feel like they are peeing in a pool. So disgusting!

Monday, 1 April 2013

Free things are cool

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free things are cool.

Sunday, 31 March 2013

Why women live longer than men

It is true that women live longer than men. But the real reason behind this... is that they don`t have to live with women.

Technology and Paper

They say that technology will replace paper. Do they ever tried to wipe that with an iPad.