Getting up early

Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?
Student: I get up early Miss!

Drives women

What's long, wide, and drives women wild?
Money

Outside of Tree

Teacher: Joe, What do you call the outside of a tree?
Student: No idea miss..
Teacher told angrily: Bark, Joe.
Joe: Bow Wow Wow Miss..

Given up hopes

Nadal: Look, where has being a nice guy gotten you, huh? Of a bridge about to commit suicide? Still wearing Crocs?
Aladeen: What's wrong with Crocs?
Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!

Kind Eyes

Nicky: You have really kind eyes, you know that?
Andy Stitzer: Thanks. Umm... your hat has sequins.

A Picture

Yes, it is true that a picture speaks thousand words. But you can not deny that with Photoshop it tells a thousand lies too.

Sick and Tired

I am getting sick and tired of people who make jokes about Justin Bieber...
Leave her alone !!