Tea-bag

Yo mama's head is so small that she uses a tea-bag as a pillow!

Marry with two

Q: Why it is not legal for males to marry with two females.
A: The reason behind this law is you can not get punishment twice for the same Mistake.

Never understand

The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him.

Knowledge

"Textbook is confusing... Someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it."

2 Wishes

Once a guy blesses to ask for 2 wishes from God. He demanded for the best wine and the best woman. Next moment, he had the best wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

Moral : Always Be Specific!

Female without Male..

Boy: Please understand and accept that no female can live without male..
Girl: How can you say it?
Boy: See - Fe(male)-male
Wo(man)-man
S(he)-he
So never try to be alone.

Word 'Beans'

A teacher asked her students for writing sentences using the word 'beans'
Student: My father grows beans..
Another Student: My father cooks beans
Another one: We are all human beans.