Uniforms and Helmets

What crawls and wears uniforms and helmets?
Army ants.

On and off

Why was the firefly flashing on and off?
His light was on the blink.

Call cheese

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!

Chicken coop

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Attracting a squirrel

How do you attract a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

Money in freezer

Why did the blonde put her money in the freezer?
As she wanted cold hard cash!

Finding Corner

How do you make a blonde go crazy?
Tell her to sit in the corner of a circular room!