Playing basketball

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

The florist

Did you hear about the florist who had two kids?
One was a budding genius and the other was a blooming idiot.

Your point of view.

I'd love to see things from your point of view..
But..
What?
But I can not seem to get my head that far up your ass.

The thing to laugh in this joke is some people's mind is not located in head. They always talk strange. So indirectly, he is making fun of his stupid unrelated suggestions. I know you too have that kind of person in your circle, so why not to use it.

Newspaper

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get the newspaper!

Imagining chickens doing so can make anyone giggle. They are really so cute but seems to be too busy in their work. Their innocence forces to joke about them.

Go down

What does is smell like to go down on a 75 year old woman?
Depends.

What a bad guy, for the age of 75 year old female, he still finds some chances! isn't it? Everyone else would have been said a big NO!

A pirate in bar

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his pants.

Bartender says, "Hey! Did you know you have a steering wheel coming out of your pants?"

Pirate says, "Aye! It's drivin' me nuts!"

Brown chicken v/s Brown cow

What do you get when a brown chicken has sex with a brown cow?
Brown chicken brown cow (answering in sing-songy 'bow chicca bow now').