Half the chicken

Why did half the chicken cross the road?
To get to his other side!

No walls

What kind of rooms have no walls?
Mushrooms.

A mole and an eagle

Q: What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
A: They both live underground, apart from the eagle.

Lift up

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted both, he would fall over!

Illness

What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
Chicken Spocks!

Chicken coop

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had 4, it'd be a chicken sedan!

Call a chicken

What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion