Showing posts with label Chicken Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chicken Jokes. Show all posts
Saturday, 5 October 2013

2 Doors

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4, it would be chicken sedan. What's white and can't climb trees? A fri...
Friday, 14 June 2013

Half the chicken

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Why did half the chicken cross the road? To get to his other side!
Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Illness

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What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch? Chicken Spocks!

Chicken coop

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had 4, it'd be a chicken sedan!

Call a chicken

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What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion
Tuesday, 4 June 2013

Newspaper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the newspaper! Imagining chickens doing so can make anyone giggle. They are really so cute but se...

Brown chicken v/s Brown cow

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What do you get when a brown chicken has sex with a brown cow? Brown chicken brown cow (answering in sing-songy 'bow chicca bow now'...
Saturday, 1 June 2013

Chicken coop

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Thursday, 2 May 2013

More Eggs

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On the other hand... you have different fingers. or A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
Thursday, 11 April 2013

Chicken crossing the road?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Most probably to buy drugs! or To Escape North Koreas long rang missiles! or To meet your girlfrie...
Saturday, 30 March 2013

Why did the chicken cross the road Jokes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side. Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: Because he wasn't chicken. ...