Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4, it would be chicken sedan.
What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Showing posts with label Chicken Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chicken Jokes. Show all posts
Saturday, 5 October 2013
Friday, 14 June 2013
Tuesday, 11 June 2013
Tuesday, 4 June 2013
Newspaper
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get the newspaper!
Imagining chickens doing so can make anyone giggle. They are really so cute but seems to be too busy in their work. Their innocence forces to joke about them.
To get the newspaper!
Imagining chickens doing so can make anyone giggle. They are really so cute but seems to be too busy in their work. Their innocence forces to joke about them.
Brown chicken v/s Brown cow
What do you get when a brown chicken has sex with a brown cow?
Brown chicken brown cow (answering in sing-songy 'bow chicca bow now').
Brown chicken brown cow (answering in sing-songy 'bow chicca bow now').
Saturday, 1 June 2013
Chicken coop
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Thursday, 2 May 2013
More Eggs
On the other hand... you have different fingers.
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A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
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A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
Thursday, 11 April 2013
Chicken crossing the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Most probably to buy drugs!
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To Escape North Koreas long rang missiles!
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To meet your girlfriend!
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Because you don't cook them!
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What do you call a running chicken?
Poultry in motion...
A: Most probably to buy drugs!
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To Escape North Koreas long rang missiles!
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To meet your girlfriend!
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Because you don't cook them!
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What do you call a running chicken?
Poultry in motion...
Saturday, 30 March 2013
Why did the chicken cross the road Jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because she was a double-crosser.
Q: Why did the playground cross the road?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the band recital.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Dinosaurs are extinct, silly!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the possum it could be done.
Q: Why did the abstract surrealist cross the road?
A: Tomato monkey.
Q: Why did the ocean cross the shore?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because she was a double-crosser.
Q: Why did the playground cross the road?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the band recital.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Dinosaurs are extinct, silly!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the possum it could be done.
Q: Why did the abstract surrealist cross the road?
A: Tomato monkey.
Q: Why did the ocean cross the shore?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
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