Showing posts with label Funny Shayari. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Shayari. Show all posts

Friday, 25 November 2011

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari


Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabzi Ka Intazaam Ho Jayega?

Udaasi Chai Hai

Niklay Jo Duniya Ki Bheer Main To Jana Yeh Faraz
Her Sakhs Woh Udas Hai Jisay Monday Ko College Jana Hai

Dil diya tha muhabbat ki nishani samajh kar

Dil diya tha muhabbat ki nishani samajh kar
Wo kha gya us ko bakar khani samajh kar
Khoon-e-Jigar bhi na chhora zalim ne
Wo bhi pee gya Lemo-Pani samajh kar

Yu bahana banana nahin acha



Yu bahana banana nahin acha

Humko yu tadpaana nahin acha
Nikla na karo sar-e-bazar be-naqaab
Begairat hain log zamana nahin acha…

Tere Haseen Hatho Ka Ahtram Krte Hein


Tere Haseen Hatho Ka Ahtram Krte Hein FARAZ.
Warna Hum Kabhi Yasso Panjo Mein Maaf Nhi Krte…

Chalo aao ab mosam ka soroor Chakhain


Chalo aao ab mosam ka soroor Chakhain,
tamam dawain bachoon ki puhach say door rakhain.
Tum say milny ki ab kia justujo karain,
Tabyat ziada kharab ho to doctor say rujo karain.
humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain,
syrup ko achi tarha hilla ker istamal karain.
Dil mara toot gaya uthi jab us ki dolli,
Subha dopaher sham aik aik goli.
Dil mera ishq karny par razamand rahy ga,
juma k din clinic band rahy ga.

Aaj mosam mein kuch ajeeb si baat he


Aaj mosam mein kuch ajeeb si baat he,
bekabu se hamare jazbat he,
ji cahta he tumko chura le tumhi se,
par mummy kehti he ki chori karma buri baat he

Jab se hua hai pyaar


Jab se howa hai pyar dil bass mein nahin ho raha hai
Sab ho raha hai minus, kuch pluss mein nahin ho raha hai

Aap ke pyar ka ajab sa jadu chaa geya hai
carbon dioxide bahar ja raha hai, na oxygen andar a raha hai

Phool Hun Gulaab Ka

Phool hoon gulaab ka chambeli ka nahi,

Ashiq hoon apka, apki saheli ka nahi 

Larka Larki Men Horahi Thi Kissing



Larka Larki Men Horahi Thi Kissing..

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Larka Larki Men Horahi Thi Kissing..
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Abhi Aap Chotey Ho Is Liye..
“Some Text Missing”..:-D

Thursday, 24 November 2011

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai


Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, 
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, 

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ? 
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai, 

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind, 
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai, 

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra, 
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai, 

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar, 
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai.. 

Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main


Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ

Woh Jis Akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi NAAN Lay Gaya

Har Masjid Se Churayi Hai Chappal Main Ne Faraz,


Har Masjid Se Churayi Hai Chappal Main Ne Faraz, 

Ab Log Mujhe Namaz Bhi Parhne Nahi Dete..!! 

Kabhi Kabhi DiL Chahta Hai Ke Kuch Aisa Ho Jaye..


Kabhi Kabhi DiL Chahta Hai Ke Kuch Aisa Ho Jaye.. 
Paperz Hon Magar Result Na Aaye, 

Classez Hon Magar Teacherz Na Ayen, 
Bus Main Bethain College Na Aaye, 

Picnic Par Jayen Magar Wapis Na Ayen, 
Garhi Chalaen Magar Petrol Na Dalwaen, 

Kabhi Kabhi Parhain Magar Paas Ho Jayen, 
Haftay Main 4 Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aaye 

Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,


Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam, 
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam, 

Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham, 
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga


1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga 
Jese khana kharab, 
Jese total azaab, 
Jesey Aadi faqeer, 
Jesay murda zameer, 
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa, 
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga, 
Jese bijli ka taar 
Jese khanjar ki dhaar, 
Jesey dozakh ki aag, 
Jesey zehrila naag, 
Jese garmi ki dhoop 
Jese shetan ka roop

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

Yeh student ki pehchan hai
Haath mein cigratte mu mein pan hai
Mashoor yeh shaitan hai
Yeh student ki pehchan hai
Parhna isey aata nahi
Class kabhi jata nahi
Canteen iss ki jaan hai
Yeh student ki pehchan hai
Jalson mein sab se aage hain
Naron mein sab se aagey hain
Imtehaan mein naqal iss ki aan hai
Yeh student ki pehchan hai
Larkiyon ke peechey hai para
Jo larki gussa ho zara
Tab yeh banta bhai jaan hai
Yeh student ki pehchan hai

Na jane log kion dartay hain


Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, 

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, 
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain. 

Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki


Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki
Tera chehra khila khila 
Jab tere chehre par haath ghumaya 
Toh aadha kilo fair & lovely mila.

Dil badal na dena sim ki terha


Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha 

Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha 
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha