Showing posts with label Pathan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pathan. Show all posts
Monday, 6 February 2012

Bara Maza Aya

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Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.  Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao  Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus ...

Sawaab Milay Ga

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Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya. Pathan Bola: ''O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega.  Mehman:wo Kese?  Pathan: Hm Ye Pank...

Dead Phone

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1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.  Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho? Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hai

Pakistan Kay Soobay

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Ustaad Pathan Se Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay?  Pathan : (4)  Ustaad Sahabash Un K Naam Batao Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob.

Garmiyon Ki Tasveer

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1 Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya Orr Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Bhol Gaya  Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou Dukandar Ne Kaha:  Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay.  Pathan B...

Biwi Main Dhamaka

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Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:  "BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"  Cheif Editor: Yeh T...

Try Again

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Ek Pathan Scheme Wali Bottle Ka Dhakan Bar Bar Khol K Band Kar Raha Tha.  Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua?  Pathan: Khocha Dhakan Mai Likha Hai  ...

Insult Hai Yeh

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Waiter: Khan Sahb, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hy..  Khan: To Phir..?  Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon..  Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta..!!

Pta Hain Ma Kn Hai ?

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Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha  Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange  Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?  Aadmi Dar ...

14 August

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Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.  Dost: Kiun?  Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja

Safety Precautions

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1 Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha Mgr Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo.  2sry Admi Ne Kaha Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai.  Pathan. Chup Ho Jao Warna ...

Dictation Test

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A Pathan Teacher Gives Dictation Test To Students,  Last Bench Students:  We Are Not Able To Hear You SIR,  Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE...

Tankey

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Pathan Ki Tang Me Gehra Cut Lag Gya  Nurse: Is Me 10 Tankey Lage'nge  Pathan : Ktna Kharcha Hoga?  Nurse:3000  Pathan:tanka Lgwana Hy  K...

Qarz-e-Hasna

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Teacher:  "Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"?  Pathan:  "Jab Qarz Denay Wala Paise Wapis Mangay, Aur Qarz Lene Wala HANS Day, To...

Morning Walk

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Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya K Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chalay To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan Kam Ho Jayega.  1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki: W...

Wait Plz

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Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office K Gate Per Ja K Bola:  May I Come In Sir ?  OFICER: Wait Plz  Pathan: 80 KG 

Yaad Aa Gya

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Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:  Pathan Tarap Tarap K Marne He Wala Tha,  K  Usay Yaad Aaya  K  Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)

Sakht Cheez

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Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya  Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?  Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chut...

Popular Network

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Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:  PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡Ya  SawaL Tha?  Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?...

Toll Plaza

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Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li  Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!!!  Pathan Bola Full Kar Do:-D