Bara Maza Aya

Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya. 

Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao 

Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha 

Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye? 

Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN

Sawaab Milay Ga

Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya. Pathan Bola: ''O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega. 

Mehman:wo Kese? 

Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya Hai.

Dead Phone

1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha. 

Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?

Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hai

Pakistan Kay Soobay

Ustaad Pathan Se Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay? 

Pathan : (4) 

Ustaad Sahabash Un K Naam Batao

Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob.

Garmiyon Ki Tasveer

1 Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya Orr Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Bhol Gaya 

Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou Dukandar Ne Kaha: 

Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay. 

Pathan Bola: 

Ye Quaid-E-Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hay

Biwi Main Dhamaka

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di: 

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!" 

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai? 

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai. 

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi? 

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

Try Again

Ek Pathan Scheme Wali Bottle Ka Dhakan Bar Bar Khol K Band Kar Raha Tha. 

Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua? 

Pathan: Khocha Dhakan Mai Likha Hai 

"Try Again"