Bara Maza Aya

Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya. 

Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao 

Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha 

Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye? 

Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN

Sawaab Milay Ga

Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya. Pathan Bola: ''O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega. 

Mehman:wo Kese? 

Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya Hai.

Dead Phone

1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha. 

Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?

Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hai

Pakistan Kay Soobay

Ustaad Pathan Se Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay? 

Pathan : (4) 

Ustaad Sahabash Un K Naam Batao

Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob.

Garmiyon Ki Tasveer

1 Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya Orr Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Bhol Gaya 

Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou Dukandar Ne Kaha: 

Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay. 

Pathan Bola: 

Ye Quaid-E-Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hay

Biwi Main Dhamaka

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di: 

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!" 

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai? 

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai. 

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi? 

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

Try Again

Ek Pathan Scheme Wali Bottle Ka Dhakan Bar Bar Khol K Band Kar Raha Tha. 

Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua? 

Pathan: Khocha Dhakan Mai Likha Hai 

"Try Again"

Insult Hai Yeh

Waiter: Khan Sahb, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hy.. 

Khan: To Phir..? 

Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon.. 

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta..!!

Pta Hain Ma Kn Hai ?

Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha 

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange 

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He? 

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha 

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi 

Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya 

Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He? 

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

14 August

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein. 

Dost: Kiun? 

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja

Safety Precautions

1 Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha Mgr Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo. 

2sry Admi Ne Kaha Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai. 

Pathan. Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhia Aa Jayn Gi.

Dictation Test

A Pathan Teacher Gives Dictation Test To Students, 

Last Bench Students: 

We Are Not Able To Hear You SIR, 

Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD ......"

Tankey

Pathan Ki Tang Me Gehra Cut Lag Gya 

Nurse: Is Me 10 Tankey Lage'nge 

Pathan : Ktna Kharcha Hoga? 

Nurse:3000 

Pathan:tanka Lgwana Hy 

Karhai Nhi Karwani

Qarz-e-Hasna

Teacher: 

"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"? 

Pathan: 

"Jab Qarz Denay Wala Paise Wapis Mangay, Aur Qarz Lene Wala HANS Day, To Usay Qarz-E-Hasna Kehte Hen"!

Morning Walk

Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya K Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chalay To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan Kam Ho Jayega. 

1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki: Wazan To Kam Ho Gayi Magar 1 Problm Ho Gayee. 

Dr: Wat Problm. 

Pathan: Khocha Ham Apna Ghar Se 1100km Door Pohanch Gya Ho

Wait Plz

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office K Gate Per Ja K Bola: 

May I Come In Sir ? 

OFICER: Wait Plz 

Pathan: 80 KG 

Yaad Aa Gya

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya: 

Pathan Tarap Tarap K Marne He Wala Tha, 

K 

Usay Yaad Aaya 

K 

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)

Sakht Cheez

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya 

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai? 

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

Popular Network

Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya: 

PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡Ya 

SawaL Tha? 

Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy? 

Pathan : Cartoon Network

Toll Plaza

Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li 

Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!!! 

Pathan Bola Full Kar Do:-D

Eid Mubarak

1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Say 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila 

Jis Par Likha Tha,, 

. 

. 

. "Eid Mubarak" 

PatHan Ne Note Pocket Mein Dala Or Bola 

"Khair Mubarak" ;P : )

LoLxX

Pathan Thought "LOL" Meant "Lots Of Love". 

So One Day His Friend's Mother Died. He Sent Him The Following Text 

''Sorry 2 Hear About The Death Of Your Mother, Plz Take Care LOL" :D

Pathan In Plane

1 Pathan Jahaz M 1 Seet Pr Beth Gaya Aur Wahan Se Uthne Ka Nam Hi Nhi Le Raha Tha,Logon Ne Bht Minaten Ki Mgr Wo Na Mana Wo Keh Raha Tha K Khan Ka Zaban 1 Hai Hum Apna Faisla Nhi Badlega,To 1 Shakhs Aya Aur Usy Kan M Kuch Kaha To Faorn Uthkr Agli Seet Pr Beth Gya,Log Heran Ho Gay Aur Us Shkhs Se Puch K Tune Usy Kya Kaha Jo Wo Man Gaya, 

Admi ! Main Kaha K Khan Ap Kahan Jaoge?To Pathan Ne Kaha K Dubai,To Maine Kaha K Dubai Ki Seet Agli H Ye Lahor Ki Seet H.

Intelligents

Pathan Ki 2 Beveyan Lar Pari..Aik Boli K Aaj Sunday Hay.Or 2sari Boli Ni .Aaj Mondy Hay. 

PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola 

Hum Kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma Parh K Aya Hun?

Google Khan

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai? 

Pathan: Google Khan 

Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua? 

Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai, Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai.

New Trick

SARDAR: 

Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ? 

, 

, 

PATHAN: 

Jootay Se Maar Do:)

Scientist

A Man Jumpd Into Water & Didnt Come Out 

Anothr Man Jumpd Into Water & Didnt Come Out 

A Pathan Scientst Was Watching 

& Concluded 

"Humans R Soluble In Water"

Died Peacefuly

Pathaan's wish: when i die,

I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in

his sleep not screamin like all d passengers

in d bus he was driving

Time Table And Waiting Room

Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

.

.

Phatan :

Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .

Ghar Pe Intizaar Ho Raha Hai

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed

sy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly

board pe likha hy:

YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY

Mannat Mangi Thi

Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"

Confident

Aik Pathan chilkay samait Kela kha raha tha

Kisi ne poocha k chhel k kyun nai khatay

Pathan bola k chhelnay ki kya zarorat hai ? mujhe pta hai is main kela hi hai

Sasti Aur Achi

Sardar Pathan se: Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hay, koi sasti aur achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon?

Pathan: O Khocha, aisa karo Hamara Sussar de do