Do you need company?

A girl was sitting at a bar. A man approaches her.
Hi dear. Wanna have a little company?
Do you have one to sell? Girl asks.

Chicken crossing the road?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Most probably to buy drugs!
or
To Escape North Koreas long rang missiles!
or
To meet your girlfriend!
or
Because you don't cook them!

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What do you call a running chicken?
Poultry in motion...

A deer with no eye

What do you call a deer with no eye?
Well - No idear.

Brighten the day

You know what really brightens my day?
The sun.

Lion Talk

Q: What did the lion say to the octopus?
A: Nothing, lions can't talk. Even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

And he Broke His Neck

And a guy walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole.
So he broke his neck!

Yellow and really good at mathematics

Q: What is yellow and really good at mathematics?
A: A yellow calculator.