Which One

Marriage is man and a woman becomes one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Getting Married

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

A Dinosaur

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.

More Eggs

On the other hand... you have different fingers.
or
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.

A cartoonist

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Help me

I can't find my kitten, can you help me find him? I think she went into this cheap motel room.

Handicapped Parking

How do you keep other vehicles away from handicapped parking bays?
You put up a sign that says: "STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP! Park somewhere ELSE!