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Friday, 3 May 2013

What do you do when you find an endangered animal that eats endangered plants?
You feel glad you're not it!

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

"Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

Today is the last day of some of your life.

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.

I got married with Miss Right, I just didn't know her first name was Always.