Confession

They say that Confession is good for the soul, but I know that it is bad for the career.

Announcement

Announcement: Due to budget cuts and downsizing, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

You look like

Coming back home, looking in the mirror, and realizing that you look like that all the day. Oh God!

Silence

Silence is golden unless you have a toddler. In that case, it is very very suspicious.

Important to You

If it is important to you you'll find a way. If not, You'll find an excuse.

Cheese

What cheese would you use for hiding a pony?
Mascarpone.

Dead Beetle

Waiter there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Yes sir, they’re not very good swimmers.