Why women live longer than men

It is true that women live longer than men. But the real reason behind this... is that they don`t have to live with women.

Technology and Paper

They say that technology will replace paper. Do they ever tried to wipe that with an iPad.

Liking Most

Boy: What you like most?
Girl: Hmm..
Boy: Water?
Girl: Yes..
Boy: Thanks for liking 70% of me!

Bartender and Sandwich.

What did the bartender say to a Sandwich.
Sorry we don't serve food in here!

Good Neighbor

Q: Symptoms of Good neighbor?
A: If they doesn't put a password on their Wi-Fi.

All Men are Same

The woman who invented the line, "All men are the same." was a chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China.

Preacher's Sermon

Once a sweet little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"