Cheerios box

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box?
"Omg, Donut seeds!"

Not long enough

A couple are trying to set up a new password for their a/c.
The husband puts, "My that" and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Dialing 911

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

Polar bears vote

Where do polar bears vote?
At the north poll!

Hen-pecked

A husband is a man who when someone tells him he is hen-pecked, answers, yes, but I am pecked by a good hen.

Skeletons fight

Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A. They don't have the guts.

Water and boat

Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.