Are confused about what to share when you want to make the atmosphere light? Well, here we are coming up with these light, clean and simple jokes to be shared at this moment, no matters what your audience are!
Here we move:
1) Man standing at ATM machine!
Thief: Get and withdraw all the money and give it to us!
Man: But I do not have ATM!
Thief: Than what are you doing here?
Man: Just to chill myself in their air conditions.
2) World's three vary innocent faces:
A- Sleeping child.
B- The person who is asking to for give some money!
C- Our Friend who is sitting in front of our parent!
3) When did the king die?
In his last war!
4)What is the main reason of divorce?
Marriage!
5) In which state biggest rives flows?
Liquid!
6) When our Prime Minister birth?
On his Birthday!
7)How will you divide 7 mangoes between 10 people?
By making Mango Shake!
8)In whole year, where maximum ice fall?
In Glass of wine!
9) Wife (Angrily): I just can not believe this! You forgot my birth day! How dare you!
Hubby (in very tempting voice): Darling, how can you expect me to remember this day when you never look any older!
Wife: Really, my love?
Hubby: Yes, Honey... (thinking - Thank God, I recall the dialogue at right time, otherwise, I would have dead today)
Not is Sure, so instead of waiting for perfect time, why not to en-cash what you have right now! Finding the correct time is very rare. You have create it, and the right time is now, live it and rest will fall on places itself.
Sunday, 15 June 2014
Sunday, 23 February 2014
Those Strange Things
Sometimes, unknowingly they say some things, that become a laughing stiock for all of us, so lets limelight those great funny events!
1) Oops, I lost my cell!
It is in your jeans!
Oh hello! Don't go to my family in this regard.
2) I understand your problem, but on the other hand...
You have more fingers!
3) What does that innocent watch do when it feels hungry?
I think it goes back for seconds.
4) Oh please, don't just let your mind wander..
It is far too small to be let out on its own!
5) I didn't like my beard at first, then it grew on me.
6) What happens when chemists die..
They barium!
7) Sometime I get so much anger on you but when make myself chill when I think that you are so naturally funny because your life is a joke!
8) I don't want everything but at-least God can bless me with Good company, Fame & money. intelligent friends, amazing girlfriend and supportive family!
9) Hey, Age is just a number. Yeah, and jail is just a room!
10) Slap yourself if you find 85% of the contacts in your my cell are useless!
11) I feel special when mosquitoes go crazy for me.
12) Just do it. Procrastination: working tomorrow for a better today!
13) In traffic, I horn a lot and get angry on the person who is ahead of me and expect the patience of the person who is behind me!
1) Oops, I lost my cell!
It is in your jeans!
Oh hello! Don't go to my family in this regard.
2) I understand your problem, but on the other hand...
You have more fingers!
3) What does that innocent watch do when it feels hungry?
I think it goes back for seconds.
4) Oh please, don't just let your mind wander..
It is far too small to be let out on its own!
5) I didn't like my beard at first, then it grew on me.
6) What happens when chemists die..
They barium!
7) Sometime I get so much anger on you but when make myself chill when I think that you are so naturally funny because your life is a joke!
8) I don't want everything but at-least God can bless me with Good company, Fame & money. intelligent friends, amazing girlfriend and supportive family!
9) Hey, Age is just a number. Yeah, and jail is just a room!
10) Slap yourself if you find 85% of the contacts in your my cell are useless!
11) I feel special when mosquitoes go crazy for me.
12) Just do it. Procrastination: working tomorrow for a better today!
13) In traffic, I horn a lot and get angry on the person who is ahead of me and expect the patience of the person who is behind me!
Friday, 20 December 2013
Now Walk
Every girls wants a sweet caring loving husband. ..
But I can't be complete every girl's wish. ..sorry!
Married life is so simple, Its just like a walkin the park.!!
BUT the problems is that the Jurassic-park...Jurassic Park... Now walk!
But I can't be complete every girl's wish. ..sorry!
Married life is so simple, Its just like a walkin the park.!!
BUT the problems is that the Jurassic-park...Jurassic Park... Now walk!
Tuesday, 5 November 2013
Some Craziest Dumbest Statements
When Mr. Romeo tells Miss Juliet that she's fat!
Well, he doesnt always use the internet, but when he does, he shares recipes and inspirational quotes. he is..the most pinteresting man in the world.
Crazy the only reason some people are starving and suffering in the world is because they aren't "so blessed".
Is there any jail just for people that don't break apart kit kats before they eat them.
My friends think that I got Right woman in my life but they don't yet know that she is 'Always Right'!
Well, he doesnt always use the internet, but when he does, he shares recipes and inspirational quotes. he is..the most pinteresting man in the world.
Crazy the only reason some people are starving and suffering in the world is because they aren't "so blessed".
Is there any jail just for people that don't break apart kit kats before they eat them.
My friends think that I got Right woman in my life but they don't yet know that she is 'Always Right'!
Saturday, 5 October 2013
2 Doors
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4, it would be chicken sedan.
What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Because if it had 4, it would be chicken sedan.
What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Saturday, 14 September 2013
With a Broken Pencil
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS!
What did Zero say to number Eight?
sigh
BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS!
What did Zero say to number Eight?
sigh
Wednesday, 14 August 2013
Coolest, craziest and simplest
Whether you're sitting idle or busy in any project, you can always spare some minutes to relax your mind and soul. No, no you need not to put any special effort for doing it, because we're giving you some of the coolest, craziest and simplest jokes for this purpose. They are one or two line long so no crack them when you get a chance.
What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Have you heard about the constipated mathematician?
He had to work it out with a pencil.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
Where do you find a one legged dog?
Wherever you left it.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Which is the most stupid animal living in the jungle?"
"The polar bear."
Q:What's grey?
A: A melted penguin
Why don't seagulls fly over bays?
Because then they would be bagels!
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A-buck-an-ear
I once farted in an elevator, which was wrong on so many levels.
What's green and when you get it stuck between your teeth, you die?
A tractor.
What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Have you heard about the constipated mathematician?
He had to work it out with a pencil.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
Where do you find a one legged dog?
Wherever you left it.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Which is the most stupid animal living in the jungle?"
"The polar bear."
Q:What's grey?
A: A melted penguin
Why don't seagulls fly over bays?
Because then they would be bagels!
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A-buck-an-ear
I once farted in an elevator, which was wrong on so many levels.
What's green and when you get it stuck between your teeth, you die?
A tractor.
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