Showing posts with label Food Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Food Jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, 15 May 2013

Chinese soup

What do you call 2000 pounds of Chinese soup?
Won Ton.

Sunday, 12 May 2013

Saturday, 11 May 2013

Forced to live

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Wednesday, 10 April 2013

Yellow and really good at mathematics

Q: What is yellow and really good at mathematics?
A: A yellow calculator.

Sunday, 31 March 2013

Bartender and Sandwich.

What did the bartender say to a Sandwich.
Sorry we don't serve food in here!