Straight Circle

A student was drawing a circle but he made some mistake.
Teacher: What is wrong with you? You draw a straight circle!

Much Help

MD: We can't give you any job. We don't need much help right now.
Applicant: That's even good. I really feel I'm just the right person for your company. You see, I won't be of much help anyway.

Half Apple

Q: Who looks like half apple?
A: The another half.

Receptionist

Mr: I think we have met before?
Miss: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

Stay there

Him: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Her: Yes, but would you stay there?

Place

Boy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Well.. both! You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.

End of the Line

Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Kid: I tried, but Miss, there was someone already there!