Friday, 26 April 2013

Guess the Name

Sammie's mother has 5 daughters whose name are:
Allie, Christina, Nobie and Laina.
Can you guess the name of the fifth daughter?
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Lol - Sammie!!

Straight Circle

A student was drawing a circle but he made some mistake.
Teacher: What is wrong with you? You draw a straight circle!

Much Help

MD: We can't give you any job. We don't need much help right now.
Applicant: That's even good. I really feel I'm just the right person for your company. You see, I won't be of much help anyway.

Half Apple

Q: Who looks like half apple?
A: The another half.

Thursday, 25 April 2013

Receptionist

Mr: I think we have met before?
Miss: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

Stay there

Him: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Her: Yes, but would you stay there?

Place

Boy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Well.. both! You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.