Suggestion for Marriage

Me asked to my best friend: What will you suggest your kids for marriage?
Him: I will never marry anyone in my entire life and the same advice I'll give to my kids.

Age problems

What are the biggest "age" problems between men and women?
Few women admit theirs and few men act theirs!

Shave

Why is it good to be a male?
You don't have to shave below your neck!

Moral Indignation

What is Moral Indignation?
Jealousy with a Halo!

Victoria's SECRET

Q: Why do they call the brand Victoria's SECRET if the whole world knows everything about her down to her underwear?
A: I think the secret is she's a man!

Divorce

What is the best definition of divorce?
A sign that 2 people can't agree what to fight about!

Long word

Q: Why is 'abbreviated" such a long word?
A: Because AB is used to describe 5 other things and ABBREV sounds like an accelerated muscle?