Rida digest

Wednesday, 1 May 2013

How do you keep other vehicles away from handicapped parking bays?
You put up a sign that says: "STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP! Park somewhere ELSE!

Hey, why are you so cross with your mother today?
Because she told me I'm gullible... and I believed her!

Her: Do you know it takes you more than a hour to get ready.
Him: But you aren't as cute as you think you are.

"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for a condom company.

What did 1 doctor say to another?
We are both Doctor!

Now, I am going to punch you in the mouth.. With my mouth. Softly.. because I like you..

Dad: Hey son, your childhood is over!
Son: How?
Dad: Because now you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch.