Tuesday, 21 May 2013

Changing Mind

Girl: I have changed my mind.
Boy: Oh Thank God! Does the new one work?

Sunday, 19 May 2013

Letter of apology

My birth certificate was a letter of apology that my dad got from the condom company..

Hard to find men

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

Husband and a new dog

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Friday, 17 May 2013

Person with money

When a person with money meets a person with experience, the person with the experience winds up with the money and the person with the money winds up with the experience.