Attracting a squirrel

How do you attract a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

Money in freezer

Why did the blonde put her money in the freezer?
As she wanted cold hard cash!

Finding Corner

How do you make a blonde go crazy?
Tell her to sit in the corner of a circular room!

Cheerios box

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box?
"Omg, Donut seeds!"

Not long enough

A couple are trying to set up a new password for their a/c.
The husband puts, "My that" and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Dialing 911

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

Polar bears vote

Where do polar bears vote?
At the north poll!