New Trick

SARDAR: 

Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ? 

, 

, 

PATHAN: 

Jootay Se Maar Do:)

Celebration

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K

"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K

"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"

The Sardars Celebrated.

Kamal Ho Gya

Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?

Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.

Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,

idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

Even Or Odd

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven‚ , Even or Odd

Sardar: Even

Teacher: How can you make seven even?

Sardar:Remove the S!!

Fracture

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main

kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,

Doctor suggested full body Xray

when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"

Fastest Thing

Four guys

1 from Harward:

1 Oxford

1 Texas

&

a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:

What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light

Harvard:Thought

Texas:Blink of an eye

Sardar:Its loose motions,

because last night I was lying in my bed

& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,

it was over!

Lucky Day

Sardarji to others:

Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?

One said, Yes I did

Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day,

I found the rubberband!

Khyber Mail

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye

Sardar bhag k train mein charha

or

apni wife se bola

jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

No Body To Exchange

Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

Friend: Y?

Sardar: Got upper berth.

Friend: Y didnt u exhanged?

Sardar: oye, there was nobody

2 exchange in the lower berth..

Balle Balle

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.

He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?

sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?

Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?

Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing

Balle Balle;->

April Fool

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/-

and took the ticket and said april fool.

I have pass.

Aaj FINAL Hai

Sardar to doctor:

When I sleep, monkeys

play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,

just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

Grown Up Jokes

A sardarji's boy asked his dad:

What is a grownup joke?

Sardar ji replied:

any joke which is eighteen years old

You Can't Get This

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

and puts his finger

on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it

because he is the owner of restaurant.

How Did You Know ?

A sardar goes to a restaurant

and his cell phone rings.

Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but

how did you know where I was?

Opps Sorry !

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

"Me sick, no work"

Boss SMS back:

"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Anything

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person

who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,

because he cannot hear anything:-)

Phir Milenge

Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya

per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?

Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha

?Phir Milenge?

Sardar And Son

Son : Papa app ki shadi ho gai ?
Sardar : Haan beta.
Son : Kis se Papa
Sardar : Oe teri Maa se.
Son : Wah Papa! ghar main hi setting kar li.....

Dildaar Sardar

Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain
Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.