Why are you late?

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

Yeah, right

Teacher: Two positives can't equal a negative
Student: Yeah, right!

Finest Lie

Two kids were arguing when the teacher entered.
Teacher: Why are you arguing?
Kid: We found a 20 dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the finest lie.
Teacher: Sham on you. When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.
The kid gave bill to the teacher.

Far worse way

You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.

Long face

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says "why the long face?

Top 100 Knock Knock Jokes

'Do you know the best-known format of the pun in the style of "call and answer" exercise? A kind of role-play type of game, with a punster and a recipient of wit. Yes, Knock knock jokes! So enjoy here Top 100 best of them.'

Knock, knock Who’s there? Merry. Merry who? Merry Christmas!	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anee. Anee,who? Anee one you like!	Knock, knock Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking!	Knock Knock Who’s there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.	knock knock who's there Andy! Andy who Andy bit me again owwwwwwwwwwww. submitted by: Ruby
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little money for the movies.	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Henrietta. Henrietta who? Henrietta worm that was in his apple.	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin the piggy bank again.	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you!	Knock Knock Who's there? Dwen Dwen who? Dwen the bathroom I'm dweening! submitted by:Elizabeth
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow’s go Cow’s go who? Cow’s don’t go who, they go moo!	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you!	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a letter, did you get it?	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today.	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my home
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold enough out here to go ice skating.	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!	Knock, knock Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.	Knock, knock Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking For 10 minutes.	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business.	Knock knock. Who's there? I eat map. I eat map who? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW submitted by Katniss Everdeen
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.	Knock, knock. Who’s there? King Tut. King Tut who? King Tut-key fried chicken!	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in it’s cold out here.	Knock, knock Who's there? Boo Boo Hoo? Don't cry, it's just me! submitted by Ray York	Knock Knock Who's There? Who Who Who? l Didn't know you were an owl! HARDEE HAR HAR By: Leroy Jenkins
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Two knee. Two knee who? Two-knee fish!	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hoo. Hoo who? Are you a owl?	Knock, knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over!	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can get something to eat?	Knock-knock Who's there? A pile-up. A pile-up who?	Knock, knock Who's there Angelina Jolie Angelina Jolie who? Knock, knock Who's there? (mime overdone horror) Oops! I did it again!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold out here!	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Claire. Claire who? Claire the way, I’m coming through!	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arfur. Arfur who? Arfur got!	Knock-knock- Who's there? Poop Poop-who? HAHA YOu SAID POO-POO submitted by Ryan
Knock Knock Who's There Cargo Cargo who? Car go beep beep!	Knock knock. Who's there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!	Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrup-You have cancer.	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iona. Iona who? Iona new car!	Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You mean you don’t know who you are?
Knock Knock! Who's There? BenBen who? Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!	Who's there? Radio! Radio who? Radi-o not, here i come..	Who's there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready..	Who's there? Owls! Owls who? That's right owls hoo..	Who's there? Ears! Ears who? Ears some more knock knock jokes for you..	Knock knock Who's there? Me! Me who? Wow they were not kidding when they said you got hit in the head! submitted by Annalisse
Knock, Knock. Who's there? To! To who? To whom.	Knock, Knock. Who's There? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?	Knock, Knock. Who's there? Xavier! Xavier who? Xavier breath and open the door!	Knock, Knock. Who's there? I did up. I did up who? AHAHAHA. YOU DID A POO!	Knock, Knock. Who's there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!	Knock, Knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow! Interrupt-- Moo!!!
knock knock who's there? your butt your butt who? yeah your butt poops submitted by:- Angelina garcia	why did sally drop her ice cream... she got hit by a bus.... knock knock.... who's there???? not Sally. submitted by Adrianna and Lexi	Knock knock! Who's there? I. I who? Oh my gosh! The amnesia is worse that I thought!	knock knock who's there you you who? eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr you are doing a flat poo!	Knock knock Who's there? Shelby Shelby Who? Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes... submitted by Catherine Bowdidge	Knock Knock Who's there? Little old lady Little old lad who? WOW! I didn't know you can yodel! Sub. by: Melessa South	Knock knock Who's there John John who I thought you were John hahahan