Showing posts with label Money Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Money Jokes. Show all posts

Friday, 17 May 2013

Person with money

When a person with money meets a person with experience, the person with the experience winds up with the money and the person with the money winds up with the experience.

Incomes are like our shoes

Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause us to stumble and to trip.

Made my money

I made my money the old fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.

Thursday, 2 May 2013

Need More

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.