New French tank

Did you hear about the new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind.

Snowman with a vampire

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Make a tissue dance

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogey in it!

Psycho path

Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.

The airplane

What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
Me!!!

Why are you late?

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

Farmer's wife

How did the farmer's wife get the chickens in to the pot?
She told them it was a chicken jacuzzi.