Brain Tumour

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead
of mouring everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala guzar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat bari khushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!